how to waste a few hours

[Belmont]

instead of playing quest at home out of boredom,try something new,exploding birds!

yes,thats right,exploding birds,all you need is a dissolving headace pill,or any tablet that dissolves in water and generates the fizz

1.gain the birds trust by throwing it chips/fries,and let it know its eating edible food,this works best with magpies/seaguls,I used magpies in this scenario

2.instead of throwing a chip at it,throw one of the pills,it will swallow it if it catches it in the air,which it will do,throw it about 5-6 for the best effect

3.wait 10 mins,the bird will fall on its side and slowly inflate into a soccer ball

yes, great fun for all the family, I dont know the exact reason why this happens,but I think its because birds cant fart,or burp,so the gas keeps building up and up untill the turn into playful fluffy soccerballs! its grand,try it for yourself,they would make great presents for a pet or family member! also,if you feed them like an entire packet,they freakin blow up man,its awesome! its insane..its insane,who knew birds could have an entertaining purpose in life

[Belmont]

whats that timmy? smoke bombs? sure, ill tell you how to make a harmless one thats great to throw onto crowded streets and into strangers buildings!

you need:
pingpong ball
foil
lighter

yes,thats all you need for hours of fun!

1.wrap foil around the ping pong ball
2.set the fire of the lighter at the base of the pingpong ball
3.smoke should shortly start coming out of the ball/foil,leave the foil on though
4.throw at victim

yes,the many joys you can conjure with simple household items,and this is totally safe to do,Id post better ones but you kids,im looking at you MR,would probably blow up the neighhours cat,not that its a bad thing to do or anything,but still

[Lost/Found]

haha, yes much safe family fun Gun, i thought i'd add sparkler bombs on incase you run out of panadol or birds!,

Cruple about 50 to 100 sparlers in a ice cream container the cram all the crumbled splaklers into the tightest fittign container with a lid, put a hoel through the lid and put a sparker in throuhg the hole making sure it touches the other sparklers thsi will act as a fuse so you don't get hurt, light the fuse and run away a bit, soon you will see great dazzling light before your eyes! ( don't touch the remains they will be hot) ill try adn get a picture of one,

have fun and don't hurt yourself

[Belmont]

tired of the old knock and run technique? lots its edge? spice it up with..

fishing line!

yes thats right,barely visible fishing line,heres what you need to do

1. you need a screen door for this,and it has to be nightime
2. tie the fishing like to the corner of the screen door
3.pull on it furiously to make the screen door rattle to get the attention of the victim
4.they will come out and look around tihnkign wtf is going on,1 min later repeat
5.on the 3rd time,wait around 30 seconds and do it again,they will almost open the door immediatly awaiting your return,although bewildered that no one is there!
6.repeat as necessary

yes,more hours of fun,anyway you can obviously see how bored I am now,im just sharing with you my vast knowledge of time wasting

[hoya999]

you are just very cruel bel, and i think that some states made that thing you mentioned about doing to pigeons illegal, so if u get caught by police doing it u'll get in trouble.

the only one out of the three i see as real "safe" is maybe the last one about the screen door, the others are meanand could possibly get u into trouble if ur caught.

[Lost/Found]

where's your spirit Hoya, your sense for adventure?

[Belmont]

actually the one who told me about the bird one was a police officer in the navy,and they do it all the time, all across the world,its how they keep themselves occupied on long naval journies or whatever you want to call it,you really think a policeman is going to blame you when he see's a bird inflate out of no where..I dont think so,also where I come from magpies are a pest,its like shooting foxes or crushing a fly,no sympathy there,maybe where you come from magpies are in few numbers but here theyre a pest,like rabbits and whatever else you can think of,none of them are mean,if your seriously stupid enough to throw smoke bombs onto a road/at someone your an idiot for not detecting the obvious sarcasm that pretty much flies off this topic

[MysticRat]

Try burning milkpowder for a smokebomb

Find a door that opens to the inside, tie a filled trashcan to it with a really short rope, ring the bell

Find 2 doors, opening to the inside, in eachothers opposite, tie them together with about 30cm of rope left, ring both and hope they will open up the door in about the same time

Superglue some money in a place it has to be seen

More to come

[Belmont]

hahah yeah man,that super glue the money one is awesome,glue like a 2 dollar coin to the ground and watch heaps of people try and pick it up,marvelous

[hoya999]

2 dollar coin? i dont think they make those, (as legal tender anyway) or at least not in the US, and so if its not a usable coin, you wont get as many people trying to pick it up.? 1 dollar coins should work though, although most of the time i see that joke done with quarters.

[MysticRat]

quarters? .. cheapo's
lol

[hoya999]

yeah, u'd think that, but its surprising how many people still try to pick up the quarter. lol

[MysticRat]

always great fun
you and your friend driving through town
then at some point when you have stop for a traffic light, get out of the car and start yeling at eachother
pretend a fight ... some pushing, a kick against his tire or something

the look on other peoples faces ... priceless

[Clandestine]

kind of a variation on the superglue idea, when you're tipping a waitress in a restaurant, put all of the money, especially if its bills, in a glass of water, put a laminated menu over the top of the glass, then quickly turn the glass upside down and put it on the table, then carefully but quickly slip the menu out. now the water and the bills wil be contained on the table but it will be almost impossible to get the money out without spilling water everywhere (don't do this if the table has a tablecloth, or they can turn it right-side up using the same technique.) then pretend to go to the bathroom or something, and when you're out of sight watch the show

[Clandestine]

or the other thing is you can do that in mcdonalds with their paper cups, and just fill it with soda and ice and turn it upside down, that way is even better because you can't tell that the cup is full, then when the next pepole go to sit down or when some worker goes to throw it away...SPLASH!

"HAHAHAHAHA" ---> points and laughs :D:D

[kyoko]

Disclaimer:
I'm not responsible for any of you who might try the crap I'm about to explain.


The Fun Part:
Remove the strings from candles, and dig pits in their place. Fill the pits with firecrackers or your favorite explosive. Make sure to have another candle ready that you can melt to cover what you put in the first candle. The person about to light it should only be able to see the string, so when they light the candle, they'll enjoy the scent, and chunks of wax in their face.

While Waiting:
While waiting for someone to light the candle, keep a bat near your door. When someone knocks, just strike the door with the bat as hard as you can and scare the hell out of whoever was knocking. Works great to keep those pesky Jehova's Witnesses away every saturday morning! Worked wonders for me!

[Tina]

Has anyone here ever poured salt or Dr. Pepper on snails or slugs?

I am not in any way suggesting anyone do this! Of course not! I'm a tree-hugger! I'm only cuuuuuurious! *nodnod*

[Lyrael]

[Tina]

Tell me that's you! Oh please tell me that's you! lol

[MysticRat]

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That's such a cool pic!!!!!