The forested island of Xim

[Acdc]

Bleach Charges into the ogers with his blade hacking them down but colapses from exhaustionin the midst of battle and gets pounded on by a oger with a hammer....

[Hrothgar]

Percan blasts the Ogre with Eternal flame and then runs over to Bleach and pulls him into the cave.... he then puts up a wall of Flame at the cave entrace

[Acdc]

Bleach awakes a bit "What happen?"

[Hrothgar]

Bleach Charges into the ogers with his blade hacking them down but colapses from exhaustionin the midst of battle and gets pounded on by a oger with a hammer....

That did

[Acdc]

(LoL)


Bleach Charges out of the Cave enraged by his faliure stands between all the ogers summons his lightnig blade but 10x larger and spins in a cirle with the blade out and walks away right as the ogers split in half goes back in the cave and falls asllep exhaustid with and not breathing to save energy to stay alive

[Hrothgar]

Percan pokes teh rabbit/human thing with an arrow and then falls to the floor and passes out for some unknowen reason

[Acdc]

(shapeshifter)

[Acdc]

(kitty Zare Hoya SOMEONE POST)

[Bear05]

Then Bob walked by.  Bob didntknow what was going on, but it looked important.  Bob knowing that he himself was not important went on home.  There he read the paper and smoked his pipe.  Unfortantuetly he feel asleep with the pipe lit and burned down his house, killing himself.

[SamAdams]

Monroe walked by Bob's burnt house and realized that there was still hope, and somehow brought Bob back to life. "Double-you tee eff mate?" was the question he posed to the newly reborn smoker(<---Monroe liked him already).

[Bear05]

Bob was confused, what with having spent  most of the day dead and all.  He wondered to himself 'why am i alive, who is this aussie here, and does he have a smoke.'  so Bob asked Monroe"Got a smoke on ya?"

[SamAdams]

Monroe looked at Bob as if he had just killed Monroe's closest friend. He replied "Are you kidding? I am the king of smoke. The emperor of all that is smoke. The God of Miasma!" And with that, he manifested a leather scroll that he unrolled to unveil every smoking device and every type of smoking substance one could possibly imagine. "Pick your poison, fool..."

[Bear05]

This pleased Bob very much, yet he did not know why.  Having not been a smoker before his first death he was perplexed, but he did not want to seem out of place so he simply reached out and grabbed the first cigar he could.  Upon inspecting it he realized it was definately a cigar.  Bob didnt care much for formality so he bit off the end of the cigar and leaned down to light it on his left knee which was still smoldering.

[SamAdams]

Monroe quickly snatched the cigar away and said "You truly are a fool. This cigar contains tobacco, which is not the intended use for it to be smoked as. I see you're new to this, so I'll show you why you are pleased..." With the lightning quickness of a professional he morphed the cigar into a "blunt" of sorts and presented the newly rolled, yet perfectly shaped cigar to Bob with the pride of an artist and exclaimed "NOW you will know the delight of anyone fortunate enough to have crossed paths with me." and quickly produced a match while simultaneously and expertly spitting onto Bob's left knee, effectively extinguishing the embers.

[Bear05]

Bob was wholely impressed with Monroe's skill, and pleased to be no longer burning.  He took his new found habit and wondered what would happen.

[SamAdams]

Monroe decided that as the enabler, it was his duty to guid this smoking noob through the beautiful short term future before him and toked along with Bob.

[Bear05]

and so they toked, and toked some more and then

[SamAdams]

They toked some more. And more. And some more. Forever and ever. Amen.