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Author Topic: Are you always last in line?  (Read 373 times)
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« on: November 06, 2007, 03:40:54 PM »

A bus carrying only ugly people
crashes into an oncoming truck,
and everyone inside dies.
As they stand at the Pearly Gates
waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each person one wish
because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is."I want to be gorgeous,"
and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says,
"I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for awhile with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line,
the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish
will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

So Next Time You're Last In Line, Be Happy!

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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 04:51:10 PM »

I haven't had a good laugh in awhile. That was hilariuos  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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LIVE EVERYDAY TO THE FULLEST YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT WILL BE YOUR LAST:p
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 01:10:32 AM »

nice
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 10:42:48 AM »

lmfao
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 03:25:47 PM »

Chicken Fries!
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I am the Dark Lord of Fried Chicken.
*turns Zare into a chicken*
Amaruak's Fried Chicken and Waffles is now open for business
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